I know there's a joke to be made about breast implants, Hollywood and The Canyons, but I can't make it. Paul Schrader does what he does, Lindsay Lohan shows us some things she hasn't before and James Deen can actually act. The film has a welcome old school indie vibe, if it is a bit too theatrical at times. Very cool eighties-style soundtrack, but clearly not for everyone.
Six IMDB stars.